Category Archives: Parody

Shock new poll: Brits voted to leave Eurovision – not EU!

In a shocking new survey published by YouGov today, it turns out a majority of voters thought they were voting to leave the Eurovision song contest. In the first survey to include Eurovision on the list of options, the final … Continue reading

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Great Moments in history no.97: 1936 election poster unveiled

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Redneck Revenge: Now North Carolina issues Travel Advisory for Europe!

In a move likely to be seen as thinly disguised retribution against European States warning LGBT travelers of the dangers of visiting North Carolina and Mississipi, North Carolina has today issued its own travel advisory to citizens warning them that … Continue reading

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Shakespeare dead: world mourns!

Millions of distraught fans woke this morning to the shocking news that William Shakespeare was no more. Emergency services called to Shakespeare’s home at New Place, Stratford-on-Avon earlier today were temporarily confused to discover that the house had been pulled … Continue reading

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Tories to debate abolition of fire, ambulance services

We have a “moral duty” not to run around saving lives Delegates to the Conservative party conference in October 2015 will have the chance to debate the abolition of state-funded fire and ambulance services. And in an unexpected twist, it … Continue reading

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Brits on a train migrant horror!

Hundreds of innocent Brits were left terrified, screaming and fearful for their lives last night after being harassed by gangs of criminal migrants desperate to board a Eurostar bound for the UK.

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Silver Sword spiked: surprise deletion from school reading list

Teachers preparing for a return to school later this week expressed themselves flabbergasted by a Government decision to ban childhood classic, “The Silver Sword”, by Ian Serraillier, from reading lists this autumn.

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